It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

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