What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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Manchester City

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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