- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

You sick fiend

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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