- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

roses are red poo is poo

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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