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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Come on children, don't dawdle.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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