Please ignore this statement.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Knock knock It's open, come in

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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