- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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