Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Drew Knowles is gay

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denisssssssssssssss

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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