Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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