What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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