- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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