Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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