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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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