- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Tony Romo

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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