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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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