What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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