- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

there once was a black man who played basketball

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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