- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

sky silverstein

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

if you don't like this you're gay

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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