- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

knock knock whos there? nobody

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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