Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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the WNBA.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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