- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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