Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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I love you

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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are u black unlucky

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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Worms don't like apples.

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Denard Robinson

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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