Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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360 NO SCOPE

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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