Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

were at work systems r down

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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