Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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