Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Alchohol.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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One, two, three, four and five

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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