Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

drugs.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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