Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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