Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Women's rights.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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