What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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