- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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