- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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