Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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