- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Knock Know! Come in!

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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