- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What's long and black The unemployment line

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Why did? Yes

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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