- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

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