- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

All of these jokes are about white people

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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