- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??