- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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