- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

quantum physics?

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Women's Rights..

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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