What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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