- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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