- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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woman's rights

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Faithful men.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What is white and black and red all over.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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