Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

You're so sweet I have diabetes

woman's rights

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Faithful men.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

What is white and black and red all over.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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