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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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