i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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