yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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