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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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