- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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