You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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