- Anti Joke

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Your mom went to college

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

you know whats not funny white boards.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.