- Anti Joke

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Allah walked into AK Bar

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick