- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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