- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Apple hates Blackberry.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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