Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

penis. nuff said.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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