What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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were at work systems r down

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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