What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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