What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Yellow People !!

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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