why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

what kind of dog can tiptoe

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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