what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

A muslim paints Mohammed

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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