- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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