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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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