- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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