- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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