- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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