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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

an american walks out of a strip club.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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