- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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