- Anti Joke

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

what's funny about war? nothing!

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.