- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Take part of what?

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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