Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

A car walks into a bar.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Knock, knock. Come in.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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