My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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A pope meets another one

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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