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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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