- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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