- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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