- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Women's Soccer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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