Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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binladin walks into the american seals

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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