Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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hi charles lattuca III

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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