- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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