- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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