- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

There was a chicken. It squarked.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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