What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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