13 =B you just learned something

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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