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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Knock knock, COME IN!

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.