- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

u know whats a crime? rape

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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