- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

I'm Coming

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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