How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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