What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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outside your comfort zone

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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