- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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