- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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