- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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