Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Indians

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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