Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Suck pussy

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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