- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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