- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Albino African Americans

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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