whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

why did the black guy die? cancer

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

He--Hey guys

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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