- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

you will like this because i am black.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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