- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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