What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

A baby seal walks into a club.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Justin beiber comment if u get it

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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