Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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