You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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your so fat. your fat!

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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