What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Knock Knock Come in

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Once upon a time a was born

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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