Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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