- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

tea with milk?

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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