Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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