- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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