- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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