I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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What is cowboy say

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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