What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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