- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

like if your cool

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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