- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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