- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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