why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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