- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Justin beiber comment if u get it

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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