- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What's 1+1? 69.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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