whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Justin Bieber

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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