why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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i found waldo.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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