Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

i found waldo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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