- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Peas

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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