All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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black people swimming

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you know what time it is? Because I don't wanna be late for class and if you told the time, it will surely help me because I'll be able to arrive early at my class not to mention it would greatly improve my punctuality efforts to help me pass the class this semester. Geez, I remember back in middle school there was a guy name Billy Jones and he used to always be late for class. His name was Billy but we called him Bill. Bill was his nickname but his real name was Billy. Anyways, he was always late for class because he would always make the best barbecue ribs in town.... (45 minutes later...) ....and I told Bill, "Man, if you were to just ask what time it was it would greatly help you in arriving to class early." And he was was like "I know but..."And then I cut him off and I said "But nothing. I don't care what kind of barbecue ribs you make, you just can't do that." So there I was, me and him, sitting down and .... (3 hours later...) ...it was awesome. Boy, I remember back in the early 90's when I was at elementary school, it was a stormy weather and we had to go to class. That's when I met Clarissa. She was a really nice girl and I remember there was a time when... (to be continued....)

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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