Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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