- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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