- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

Denard Robinson

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

roses are red poo is poo

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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