How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you know what time it is? Because I don't wanna be late for class and if you told the time, it will surely help me because I'll be able to arrive early at my class not to mention it would greatly improve my punctuality efforts to help me pass the class this semester. Geez, I remember back in middle school there was a guy name Billy Jones and he used to always be late for class. His name was Billy but we called him Bill. Bill was his nickname but his real name was Billy. Anyways, he was always late for class because he would always make the best barbecue ribs in town.... (45 minutes later...) ....and I told Bill, "Man, if you were to just ask what time it was it would greatly help you in arriving to class early." And he was was like "I know but..."And then I cut him off and I said "But nothing. I don't care what kind of barbecue ribs you make, you just can't do that." So there I was, me and him, sitting down and .... (3 hours later...) ...it was awesome. Boy, I remember back in the early 90's when I was at elementary school, it was a stormy weather and we had to go to class. That's when I met Clarissa. She was a really nice girl and I remember there was a time when... (to be continued....)

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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