Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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