- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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