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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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