A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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