Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

there once was a black man who played basketball

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Donald Trump

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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