A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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Why so serious ?

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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