- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Actually it was me Josh brown

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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