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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

A young baby died.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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