- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Donald Trump

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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