Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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