Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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