Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Hello

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Denard Robinson

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Anti Joke

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