My cat just died.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

Denard Robinson

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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