How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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