- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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