Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Knock Knock.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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