- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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