- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

A miserable man committed suicide.

A storm be brewin!

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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