a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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