What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Jimmy Saville

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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