- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

tea with milk?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

I like that, but why am I happy?

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