- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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