- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

irish man drinking john smiths

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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