Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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