Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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