- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

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