Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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