What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Blacks

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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