- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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