Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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