- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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