What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Cancer

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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