- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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