- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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