- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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