How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

you will like this because i am black.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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