What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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